Well

A decade ago today, I was at a house party with fellow degenerates. I saw my least favorite person try to dropkick a punching bag, and land on his ass.

I also think I was kidnapped and taken to get cigarettes, then was dropped back off.

Good thing I then, couldn’t figure out which mansion I began at, and had a dead phone. I just told myself to follow the lights until my drunk ass was in the center of town. Took a cat nap on a park bench, and walked home.

I can’t believe how different I am now

HAH