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and get to go work with the angry, old drunk man who fell in and out of love with me in a week, and the pretty boy with an oversized ego who I got in trouble for calling an idiot last Sunday.

…you don’t get called an idiot if your not acting like one you..

(take note)

Why do all the absolutely insane men love me so much? Straight up, manipulative psycho’s are trending in my life.

If you weren’t so scary and extreme I’d be flattered to make a guy lose his mind over me this fast.

I mean its record breaking.

Once it starts, they leech onto me to the point I can barely be alone. Which isn’t gonna fly with me.

Now I have to see some (almost 40 year old) with his six pack and beard walk by me daily knowing I made him go off the deep end in a blink of an eye.

If I don’t want to fuck you…so I can process you’re baggage for more than 5 minutes, that doesn’t make me some awful, mean slut who “used you”

Most girls would have left on night one and never came back.

Usually in life, I can recognize if I did something messed up, or what others may see as such, but for once I’m just lost.

I let your stupid ass doodle all over me with your tattoo gun just so you could act like a total lunatic towards me.

Until now.

You’ve now lied to me and to management twice, saying you didn’t do something you very visibly did. I have eye witnesses. Both times

I will forever regret not saying. “Okay and let me guess? you also didn’t (not only) buy our 19 year old co worker booze…but you bring it behind the desk? Did a handful of people hallucinate that also, princess?”

If you don’t want to be called an idiot behind your back or to your face, don’t act like one.

I’m a bad bitch who knows who she is.

You’re basic af.

I might be cocky. But I’m also not wrong. hah.

I went from working part time, barely…and dating/living with an abusive, drug addicted sociopath

to working a full, and part time job and liking someone who I hardly have time for but listens to me when I speak, and cares about me when he doesn’t need me.

*I’m a big kid now*

We go together. but not perfectly

My favorite guy friend likes a Leo. Which…of course he does..

but if I had a dollar for all the Cancers I made cry totally by accident, I’d be loaded.

He likes two guys (one already makes him happy and is a pisces, so I like the idea)

The other one is a leo who “isn’t really looking for a relationship”

Which is a massive red flag. He’s gonna crush his sweet, emotional heart.

My Taurus coworker (the Hannah to my Miley) said she’d help him make a pros and cons list.

I said that “I like ____ already, he sounds sweet. and I don’t trust the Leo. Tell him your side bitch knows the bionic elbow. so put that on your pros and cons list”

He already made you question what you thought you wanted. Run. Now.

I’ve known the guy I’m into since the summer.

He was my secret Santa.

Tell me why at 29, after plenty of relationships…he was able to create something more special than any guy ever did for a gift.

Either he’s stalking me or he actually listens to me and cares what I say.

STOP MOVING AND CUDDLE ME.

Steal from me and spill my secrets?

Fucker, you’re gonna regret it

..when your coworkers know and think you walking over to them means, I want sit at my favorite computer so they should move.

or if I’m looking in all the pencil/pen holders, one by one…they know I’m looking for my favorite pen.