I am so BEYOND glad this week is over today. I’ve officially almost been electrocuted to death. I got wasted and tried to fight assholes from New Jersey last night. I was ready to pick them up, all of my 5’2 self, toss them over my shoulder, walk them a few blocks and give them the full scenic experience of Boston Harbor. Your not gonna love that dirty water when your swimming in it. BELIEVE, YOU ME.
Mostly because some clueless chick from the middle of nowhere NH has no sense of city culture and her boyfriend barely gives her dick anymore apparently. (just quoting) so the second she saw a male in the city. She was like a cat in heat. But sis….your not in the middle of nowhere anymore. Your in Boston on a Friday night with streets covered in drunk people. Don’t cause fights just cause your clueless. You can “Fist pump with them right back to the Jersey Shore”
I would bet money she ends up even further up North in New Hampshire.
Then I felt sad and was so drunk. so since I was up the street from my work, already drinking. I went to my work to get a hug from my coworker Bri. but I fucking work at a bar and it was closing soon so I was taking shots and running around hugging everyone. then old man derek poured me a shot at the backbar and I started choking on it. luckily, I’m still a lovable drunk, even on the verge of a black out. (I would never go there on my night off if we weren’t like 30 minutes from closing already. its not a good look. ive seen some bad employee oopsies) then tonight I straight up almost jumped on a dude from my desk chair.
Don’t come in here like a crackhead, screaming and bitching like a psycho. The second he walked in I was already sick of his behavior. I was like “I don’t know who you think you’re talking to, but I’m not your mother and you’re not gonna speak to me like that im a 30 year old grown woman” and he says “I’m glad you’re not my mother” I told him “my kid wouldn’t talk like a trash bucket like you. I feel bad for the lady.”
He was being so rude to my coworker and my manager. Hella aggressive for no reason mostly just cause he didn’t wanna pay cover charge. then he gives me his card to pay for three people. Meanwhile, he’s still there running his mouth.
His two friends were calm. Then one of them started getting involved. and the other one was like completely fucking normal and was trying to make it peaceful… then the other ones saying “DONT TALK SHIT TO HIM” ….bro…he walked in talking shit. Whole thing was weird. We had one was acting as the brain cells for three kids combined. So, his calm friends were trying to get him in the bar before he got kicked out. Yet he was still yelling and talking shit to me and my coworkers.
While hes trying to go inside. My manager goes “just let him. we’ll kick him out in like 5 minutes” yet he keeps screaming “I PAID ALREADY” but everyone was already screaming so loud I was trying to say “NO ACTUALLY YOUR CARD WAS DECLINED TWICE” im like on a chair trying to shout over three coworkers, one normal dude and two lil shits.
Ive never been that mad before at work. my body was shaking. As they were getting taken out by like a few bouncers I screamed at the skinny white kid “YOU stop talking crap you skinny little pussy. even I could kick your ass tough guy. your a twig I’ll snap you over one knee”
My electric burn is getting worse and I don’t want to be a part of Fight Club anymore. A bitch can scrap, but I’d prefer to keep my smile on and composure. Lets not test the theory.