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Not people who talk shit and turn around pretending to be someone’s friend.

Its superficial bullshit. I cut narcissistic mean girls out of my life for a reason a long time ago.

Don’t play that with me. Im the wrong one.

I also stay aware, and these weren’t behaviors I missed. I made a mistake by trusting people I saw red flags in.

That parts on me. The rest….take a look in the mirror with all your accusations

Maybe you should watch your step.

Because I think you have being REAL with a person confused.

Im a grown adult. I stopped talking shit about “friends” a while ago.

You know why? Its pure rocket science.

SOMEONE TALKING SHIT is not your friend.

I’d rather someone tell me the truth than be phony with me.

We aren’t the same species sweetheart, take a seat.

If my old public defender tries to make me pay for him I’ll suck his dick instead.

He thought I was cute so that should do it hopefully.

Plus I do most of the work by myself. Only work I need to do is stop my mouth from moving from the second I walk in the courthouse til the second I leave.

Ill pay him before the court date, at his office on Pearl Street

If he just helped let me destroy these trashy, leeches and I would probably do almost anything he asked to be honest.

Your body is a temple. YOUR temple. MY TEMPLE. and it might be small. but its ready to wreak havoc up in this bitch.

*on my vigilante shit again*

When my coworker tells me, him and his girlfriend broke up two days ago. She blocked him on everything. Then she decided to unblock him last night, and send a picture of her nails that she just did.

At first I thought he said she sent a “nude” so my diluted ass says (after correcting me) “why would she send you a picture of her nails? Thats weird. I do mine once a week but have never thought of sending them to a guy”

I explained to him the process of life, that actually has proven to be right from my personal experience.

The three loves of your life. The young, naive one, the one that teaches you the most (typically the most painful) and the forever.

Lucky for me Ive aged and lived past the first two

He thinks hes on his first love. Which at 23, so was I.

Then he proceeds to tell me she’s 27.

…Here’s when my age politics that most people don’t like to hear get involved…

The only time in my life, I had and have dated anyone younger than me was when I was 21, and he was 20. He was actually like an exact year younger than me. Some Leo, Leo loving.

But I always make it clear, (I had met my first love, at 13. and he was across the country by 21…wise boy)

My theory was *Hes young, Im young. We’re both kinda rebounding/don’t take it that seriously. Hes hot as fuck, Im never gonna end up with him..it doesn’t hurt to party and have fun at 21*

He thinks this girl is his first love, although I wasn’t buying what he was selling. Then again I talk about love with a lot of passion& meaning that not everyone does.

I said to him “Well shes 27, thats on her. She should be smart enough to know not to date a 23 year old in his prime without a fully developed frontal lobe. block her, you’ll be saving her from herself”

*or at least toss the kid a nude lady*

Beat me to my forever at least, will ya? before your the only employee who can’t afford to eat the candy on the Host stand.

You’re a grown adult. We all know homeboy is not interested in seeing your freshly painted nails.

Happy Halloween. You can catch my agist, and aging ass in hell if you wanna debate a theory with me though.

Borderline problems

When your “FP” isn’t around and you need him and miss himm

Don’t get in my face, and then act shocked when I verbally murk you.

Im not physically fighting someone, at all, nevermind outside my work, about to walk home, at 2 AM.

I dunno why this chick doesn’t like me. I just know shes always in some form of drama with “the regulars” and Ive literally seen her drag around or physically grab a couple of the boys on multiple occasions.

I listen to them talk. That doesn’t make me involved.

Im a 31 year old woman and I don’t have drama with my girlfriends, otherwise we just wouldn’t be friends.

So when Im leaving, joking with the regulars, that I see almost every weekend, and have for years…

Don’t turn right to me and say “I heard you get involved with everyones drama”

And I asked “who said that?” and she named ONE of her “friends” and my old coworker (shes a bit off…they all are)

Then again I could never relate to being a regular at a place like Howl.

I said “You said everyone and named one person? get out of my face with your caked on makeup, and those terrible eyebrows. I don’t know what the fuck your talking about”

I could see the shock and mental spiral she started going on. Those kids talk behind each others back. Not to your face. Thats why I love the shock factor of simple one liners, and the power they have.

Then she said “Thats why I dont come here” and I said “okay, thats fine. your here now. and we dont care? none of us care” and then went to walk home.

She started to chase me in her heinous maxi skirt and sandals, like she was gonna fight me while screaming obscenities.

It was 2 AM. I wanted to go home. Not fight with a silly drunk girl after working all night.

The sass in me never dies though so I turned around and said “What are you gonna do to me Franklin? Im not afraid of you” and then started walking home with my middle finger up

Now the girl is literally emailing the owner saying how terrible I am. I’ve never had that happen to me. Even the one time I had an email about my behavior it was mainly targeted at my male coworker.

..(although not fairly because I took ownership, for speaking with them first and just grabbing him to validate, that what I was saying was true. And Im sorry that a new hire who is currently, still training told you the wrong information)

Then they started fighting with us, and accusing us of being racist, and we had to have them leave.

I’ll never be able to comprehend humans that act like a normal employee can make miracles happen. The computer system literally wouldn’t even let us do what he was asking, the company doesn’t have that option for a damn membership.

I just can’t with the insanity sometimes in the most simple of workplaces. Customer service is an experience every human should have.

Im an eyebrow girl& yes Im aware I over plucked that day. She had full access to say the same to me. So, thats on her. Ive hated her Crayola brows since the day I met her.

Shes got a bad attitude and an entitlement problem

Humble yourself.

Who likes to watch sports and drink beer

Not giving tattoos and hard alcohol to stop the shaking.

I realized while observing and watching college football games this weekend..I might have been confused for most of my life.

There was a reason I always ended up dating “bros” who “weren’t my type”

Are you kidding me?

besides my deep love and passion for alternative and indie rock, I am a damn “bro”

No shit, thats “my type” Its the only life I truly know….Being a fuck up doesn’t change your roots.

I was just trying to run from my own reality, per usual. Its like I disliked my life so much when I was younger, that I created this distorted view of myself in the world.

If I can watch a college football game, and be interested in it…or have it give me any form of excitement…

Me, a messy misfit who got kicked out of public school for skipping class, pretending detention and homework don’t exist and excessive alcohol consumption? the beauty school dropout? the anti college queen in the ultimate college city? the actual fuck?

Turns out I wasn’t adopted, and am accepting the reality that its not the lamest thing ever, to always fall in love with basketball and hockey players. (maybe not baseball. thats a pussy sport in my opinion. and Im probably better at it. which turns me off)

and if it is. Im just a big ol’ lame-o

I lost two of the most valuable and my favorite coworkers in one month.

My work bestie didn’t tell me she was wreaking havoc undercover.

So imagine my surprise when the manager says shes “not coming back” after I texted and sassed her for thinking she just called out sick.

I had a minor breakdown. But Im a DBT baller and am able to pull myself together, and also take care of myself in that period of time and emotions.

I had help thankfully, otherwise I may have quit also. Its too much at once, and I have goddamn abandonment issues.

Now I’m out here recruiting anyone (mostly the regulars) to come work with me.

Im the only one who knows how to use the register, then these doormen are total flakes.

As well as having zero capability of using one of the most SIMPLE registers Ive used in my 14 years of customer service.

That means I can’t even walk away from the register to use the damn bathroom without texting for help, waiting for someone to walk by, or leaving someone alone and fucked.

meanwhile I had zero clue she was going to be fired, or what she was doing..so my heart sank into my asshole when she did tell me.

I was in such a state of shock that I didn’t even think to try and clear my name. I emailed my manager today because honestly, in my life. (mostly a lot younger) Ive known a lot of people who have stolen from registers at their jobs, most get caught, some don’t.

personally, it’s not some thing I’ve ever been capable of. I couldn’t even steal $20 from my moms wallet in high school (like all my friends) without feeling terrible and ratting myself out.

I suck at being sneaky, but Im guilty af of taking a knee each shift, underneath the desk… just to have two (TOPS) shots of butterscotch Dr. Mcgillicuddys.

Even then I have whatever coworker make a sound effect (I chose bird sounds) if someone was coming, because I get so scared of being caught.