I still don’t fully know how I worked sales at a bouldering gym for like 3 fucking years
When in reality, I just like climbing mountains, statues in the city at early hours of the morning while drunk, and most inanimate objects while under the influence. Literally no part of me should be climbing much of anything sober..at all…
It was a contained space, full of mostly mentally contained humans…Which is the opposite of everything I stand for.
People stressing themselves out for missing a damn fake, neon colored rock in the wall.
&If I sound judgmental. Its cause I am. especially about people who spent years of my life thinking I cared about their opinions of me. I don’t care what you have to say, I will check you, and that makes you scared. Have all the control you want over a chunk of plastic in the wall, Im a whole ass WOMAN, whos lived a fucking colorful life for 30 years. Way more colorful than this wall covered in fake rocks.
No wonder my stress level was so high, looking back…you were either a lovable free spirit, or just cringy to be around. No in between.
Its like trying to find a boyfriend who can have fun while drinking instead of turning into a twat, or taking it too far. Its basically impossible. Because this person over here is fun and mentally stimulating…but that person is the reason humans irk my existence on this planet.
I just kinda wish I had quit a whole year before and used my better judgement about who I was living my life around.
No, I actually don’t want to come in to work everyday and ask the moody boy which one of his teenage girlfriends, upset him today while he hugs his black coffee thinking its edgy…
If thats my daily amusement. Ive officially lost my fuckin’ sparkle