Stoolie

I could’ve never imagined myself in a million years. At any point in my life listening to “The Yak” on barstool radio. Im a 31 year old woman from Boston. So if I was gonna find it, you would have thought it would have been done before the age of 28. I have become the biggest stoolie that it’s kinda embarrassing.

I don’t even like sports. I love the characters. The idea. The humor.

it really is so relatable to my childhood. I don’t know if its because I grew up mostly with young boys… I could rewatch “The History of Barstool” once every couple of months if I need therapy.

I love everyone, realistically.

I’m a Boston girl, through and through. so Dave is probably the most like me, personality wise and I think what hes capable of and has been, is truly incredible. He says stupid shit. He knows it at least. Thats his only downfall. Saying what he thinks or just out of pocket nonsense, but has good morals and deep down is a good human. I can relate to Dave, as a person the most.

Big Cat (Dan) is my dream man. I mean he is just the best in every way and thats really all it is. Hes loyal, keeps his personal life private, doesn’t enjoy conflict and wants to have fun. Plus he has nice hair and looks cuddly.

The harsh reality I came to tonight was (even with me having watched the same video already multiple times and making my ex sit through them pretty recently)

If I was in a group of them. Chances of me being most attracted to the cheater, cheater pumpkin eater, KFC/Kevin….is the highest.

The ego, the fact he swings back at Dave. The damn Golden doodle. When he says “your belly buttons gross” while dissing Tiko Texas.

At the end of the day though…Tommy smokes will always be my dream man.